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    Hedge-hoggedly blog:


    Food

    Posted on: February 29, 2016

    So ewe wonders what I eats, then?
    I eats cat food. I like the crunchy-munchy of it. Fresh turkey and chicken is nice. Those tiny weiners are nice.

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    Prickly Laws

    Posted on: February 29, 2016

    Am I legal? Central knows!

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    Toys

    Posted on: February 29, 2016

    Shiny stuffs. Squeaky stuffs.

    Lets have some FUN!
    I like FUN!

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    Wheelie

    Posted on: February 29, 2016

    AH! Da wheelie! You maken me happy nah.

    Aye mast has mah wheelie!

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    Talk to me

    Posted on: April 26, 2016

    The hedgehog with a blog… I always have lots to say.

    But Waf(what) I sez when I at your house?

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    Space-Men blog:


    laze-me

    Posted on: November 12, 2015

    Is it wicked cool or wicked harmful?

    The real reason why you cant have that 300mW to 1Watt “ARCTIC MASTER BLASTER” laser pointer.
    Yes, we know its a weapon.

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    military

    Posted on: November 12, 2015

    Jarheads

    Boy there are a lot of these out there.

    Real JAR HEADS…
    by the numbers.
    And I dont mean as a nickname.

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    split personae

    Posted on: November 12, 2015

    Duality of man

    Im really really “split” on this issue.
    There is reason for it.

    No, not because Im split personae myself.

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    RIP Cafe

    Posted on: February 23, 2016

    I was in the cafe the other day.
    I usually enjoy going to the cafe.

    I like COFFEE.
    I like COFFEE- a LOT.

    Im no stranger to CYBEX- to trolling needlessly, hacking a PS2 in secret(O YES I DID),
    gaming on for hours in a booth or in publicly with groups of people.
    I enjoy that so much I often return, to my paychecks demise…
    ordering take-in and sipping on machine-made coffees all day.

    But here in America the experience is dying.
    I dont think its just post-New Years jitters.
    People need to get to work, to school– and its freaking freezing outside.

    NO NO ..people want to come in…
    -or do they?

    I ordered soup to be nice, I didnt need it.
    I felt awkward ordering just ONE cup of coffee- sans laptop..
    nope. no internet for me today.

    Lonely…coffee sipping me….
    Just ME.

    Its not what I remember anymore.
    Theres no group homework.
    No mindless idle chatter.

    Winter has set in- but the bum rush to eat, to share pies and cakes, even…
    ITS NOT HERE.

    The concept of even a cafe is foreign these days.
    FUCK THE BREAD!
    Its about the SWEETS!

    When a cup of coffee- not even flavoured…not-so-special coffee, even…
    cant keep my attention for 30 seconds anymore….

    (And one viable pot- unless you want decaf)
    Mid-day..?? this is nuts….

    Maybe its better I not know what happened to MetroCenter…
    Maybe I already know what happened without asking…

    No, I dont think desert conditions created a fire.
    I dont think even gangs took over the place.

    THE ENTIRE MALL AND SURROUNDING AREA is sufferring the same fate…
    of slowly dying off in the blistery cold of winter…

    $3 happy meals and $7 lattes and soups cant save you.
    One after another each giant falls, hoping to be replaced either with another giant..
    another viable business…
    one bank swaps out with another….

    in reality..Phoenix(though less contaminated)..is slowly turning into ANNISTON. O- they want the jobs, the TECH careers..but those prjections are flawed, based on false data, hype,hopes
    pipe dreams and houses of cards pushed and assumed by big industry and over-commercialization.

    THE INFRA ISNT THERE. NOT SURE IT EVER WAS.
    SEE- you need talent like ME, not some hotshot IDIOT 16 year old that (if lucky) that can drop malware on a dime.
    Im not saying this for shits and giggles-

    Theres a REAL INFRA shortfall out here–and you need QUALITY semi-PROFESSIONALS to get the job done.
    PEOPLE THAT CAN BE TRUSTED- and that arent going anywhere.

    Commercialization and trade and businesses will not save phoenix.
    Or should I say whats left of north phoenix…
    DEVASTATED doesnt come close…..to what has happened here.

    We have to start with our colleges, with our minimal wage jobs.
    We have to start looking at things as if we were in high school with no job, no life…
    ..and sometimes no car.

    What do we do?
    Where do we go?
    What happens when we hang out? HOW FAR DO WE WALK ON FOOT EACH DAY?

    What I see frightens me.
    Ive seen ANNISTON. Over commercialized. ABANDONED.
    FORGOTTEN.

    (in some cases 200 year old) Houses owners (by the masses) want to dump them on unsupecting idiots-
    but cant for various reasons these wind up condemned en-mass.(or catch fire)

    Commercial lots that become crystal meth, coke, and whore-havens.
    Housing “projects” for the poor- abandoned, vacated..centers of systemic city problems.

    EMPTY LOTS AFTER LOTS with no street lights- ABANDONED for DECADES OWNER AFTER OWNER.
    RENOVATIONS NEVER COMPLETED FOR DECADES……THIS IS (DOWNTOWN) ANNISTON.

    Ive seen it.
    Ive been abusively forced to live thru it.
    This, not HIGH RISES CONDOS, NOT THOUSANDS of IT workers, NOT THOUSANDS of new HOMEOWNERS….
    is what Phoenix can turn into. WILL TURN INTO….

    …If people dont get the lead out of thier incompetent asses and stop taking advantage of others in corporate AMERICA.

    This is a MAJOR MALL and surrounding business park in North Phoenix.
    To see it in disarray, abandoned, on its last legs……
    IS SUCH AN INSULT.

    WE ARE BETTER THAN THIS.

    A cafe that cant make it with people ordering just cups of coffee, with shitty (prepaid and canned) service
    demanding upfront tips.

    YOU EARN TIPS.
    You think youre gonna guilt trip me WHEN YOU HAVENT DONE ANYTHING YET…into tipping you at a PREPAID REGISTER?

    Clean the table first…maybe….

    And this place used to serve FLAVORS of COFFEE, not generic swill that I could make at home…
    Losing Panera just hilights the problem.

    We have turned our backs on our citizens- but bitch about crimes and drug dealing, and gang violence.
    These KIDS, TEENS, have nothing ELSE to DO!

    -THE JOBS ARE GONE!

    The proposed jobs for college seekers- O Ive been thru those hoops!!!! Work experience(5yrs REQUIRED-with specifics), SECURITY CLEARANCE or BACKGROUND…CERTIFICATIONS, BS(BULLSHIT) degrees from
    “CERTIFIED STANDARDIZED INDUSTRY ACCEPTED” colleges.

    YES-DARE I SAY IT!!!

    AKA: we only accept degrees (you wasted your life savings, your blood sweat and tears on)
    from maybe THREE colleges, mostly OUR FOUR YEAR UNIVERSITIES….
    which cant even keep straight records and accounting.

    Im not even into the college yet- Ive dealth with nothing but IDIOTS, RETARDS, INCOMPETENTS, DRUG ADDICTS,
    and CORPORATE BULLSHITTERS.

    emails that start with:

    	LET ME UNDERSTAND....
    	CALL ME TO DISCUSS THIS....(dont dare put this on record)
    	OH I SEE YOU (did something, said something, etc)....
    	I got (some) message from (my super, the DEAN, etc etc)
    

    THATS BULLSHIT. ALL OF IT.
    OF COURSE YOU GOT YOUR ASS HANDED TO YOU.
    In CASE YOU FORGOT- RETAILIATION IS UNLAWFUL.

    I CHEWED YOUR BOSS OUT AND SHIT ROLLS DOWNHILL, BUB.

    70%+ of these colleges out here have LOST thier accreditdation and certifications according to th ED dept.
    Ive checked.
    They keep trying to recruit en mass FOR PROFIT.
    SOME TARGET VETERANS SPECIFICALLY. TO SCAM US!

    The entire CITY is based on a JOBS LIE-and a HOUSE OF CARDS.
    SEVEN MILLION PEOPLE LIVE HERE. LIVING A LIE.

    And what jobs you do get- will fire you in an instant they dont like you, NOT PAY ENOUGH TO SURVIVE…etc…. The second you use medical benefits…YOURE FIRED. YOURE A LIABILITY.

    So I finish my mug and I leave, knowing I AM BETTER THAN THIS shitty ACID I just drunk that wont go down–
    and I drive off to my warm apartment- which is now freezing due to the shitty HVAC unit installed.

    -did I mention it was the LOUDEST PARTY PLACE across from a COMMUNITY COLLEGE?!?

    I should have.

    Its at least as bad as some other places Ive rented. Looks pretty. SEMI-maintained grounds.

    ZILCH for security. THAT WAS A LIE.

    They still want to burn every tennant they can. EVEN IF YOU CAN PROVE THEY FUCKED UP.

    SOME TOWN THIS HAS GOTTEN TO BE.
    AND NO. IM NOT LEAVING. DONT ASK. EVER.

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    Down with the sickness

    Posted on: February 23, 2016

    To withold rent or not?

    Now, all of a sudden the place wants to catch fire with me in it.
    And apparently its NOT THE ONLY ONE.

    Court sez your not supposed to “withold rent for repairs” and must pay no matter what.
    Slaps me on the wrist.
    Your supposed to NOT be able to have that kind of money.

    Sounds like a scam if you ask me.

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    Reviews blog:


    Midori Line

    Posted on: May 08, 2007

    F-ko-ka?? HU-HO-KA??

    …To SAH-SEA-BO!

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    Got Beer

    Posted on: July 01, 2007

    I dont drink shitty beers.
    I dont drink NASTY beers like Sam adams.

    Mebbe I had a bad flavor, but thats all the philippines had at the time. GROSS.

    Dont mess with my HOPS.

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    Georgia Coffee

    Posted on: July 01, 2007

    The Staple-ly Starbucks of Japan. They have StarBucks. This is Japan version.

    And yes, COKE bottles it.

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    Hokka Hokka Tei

    Posted on: July 01, 2007

    Thats ho-ka ho-ka tie. Your Japanese is lousy.

    Imagine El poyo loko (The crazy chicken) in Japan that only caters to Japanese food. The bowl has become the common element.

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    PSSSt Coffee

    Posted on: July 01, 2007

    Its time for “P$$t” Coffee.. and TEA apparently.

    I was shopping for things the other day and looked and looked..

    ..I found some bag coffee.. some can coffee.. and WHOA!

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